"But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you." -Matthew 6:33

"For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the LORD, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end." -Jeremiah 29:11

3.14.2009

HAAA this makes me LAUGH!!!

Credit Card Call Center, Florida
ME: “Thanks for calling Credit Card Services, how may I help you today?”

CUSTOMER: “Yeah, I was just looking over my statement and see I was charged a late fee. Why?”

ME: “Well, when we receive a payment past the due date, a late fee is normally assessed to the account. Do you have any idea why we received the payment late?”

CUSTOMER: “I was on vacation and didn’t send it in until the 12th.”

ME: “Well, the payment was due on the 8th and there is usually at least seven days between customers sending in their payment until we can receive and process them.”

CUSTOMER: “Well, can you waive that fee for me?”

ME: ”Unfortunately, since the fee was billed appropriately, there isn’t any way that it can be removed.”

CUSTOMER: “Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?”

ME: “How is that in any way relevant to this conversation?”

CUSTOMER: “Jesus would waive my fee!”

ME: “Jesus wouldn’t own a bank.”

4 comments:

Matt Rodgers said...

Would he work at a bank? I might need to find a new job to be a better Christian!

Pierce Household said...

Hi Whitney,
I met you at West Coast Conference through the Cheeks and was told by Christy you are quite the photographer!!! I was really curious as to what photography program you use. I am wanting to purchase a program that is user friendly but have not found anything I really like yet. Thanks :)
Sharon

H Brooke said...

So glad I got to see you last week, even tho it was at my car's expense. Literally!!!

Rustyn and Lisa Sorah said...

Hey girl! I just wanted to comment on all your cute outfits in some of your pics, do you get them made by someone? I'm trying to find someone to sew for me....especially with PEAK just around the corner!