This story just played out about 15 minutes ago at work...
Dude: Hey I need to ask you a few questions if you have time.
Me: OK.
Dude: How long have you worked here?
Me: A little over a year.
Dude: Oh, ok. So are you single?
Me: Um... yeah.
Dude: Oh wow! That's cool, I am too!
Me: (looks at him like he fell out of 15 trees then got hit by a car... Don't say anything just stare at him and blink.)
Dude: Wow! Um, I have a daughter, she's really sweet.
Me: Oh.
Dude: So, do you want to go on a date or hang out sometime?
Me: Umm... No, I uh, have school and stuff ALL the time and I'm way too busy.
Dude: Oh ok. Thanks.
PUKE! This guy looked like he was like 40! He was a family member of one of my patients.
un-believable.
4 comments:
That is absolutely hilarious..... =)
Go get 'em you man slayer you!
Hee hee hee!
Bethany
GO FOR IT!! :) lol
LOL!!! I had a similar situation, in which a man from the Middle East pulled me from the Starbucks line and entreated me to join him for dinner. Very uncomfortable situation, as the man didn't realize he was my Math professor the year before. EWWWW.
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